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    April 16, 2008

    I'm going home for my first visit

    AND...not a minute too soon! Today I was looking at all my NYC keys that I keep in a drawer- I could not remember how to use my old apartment keys or which key was the one to my folk's house. I'm truly tapped. I'm hoping that this week will refuel me and that I will have the strength to return ( I have to but my friends here keep jokingly asking me if I shall return) I'm wondering how i shall deal with the "How's LA" question when i see my entire family for passover.  Honestly- it's *&^%$ but it is my home now so...

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    Anyway- I'm feeling a bit bared by my overwhelming internet presence.  Nothing much to report anyways - just chuggin along.

    February 11, 2008

    I spent the day in Starbucks

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    I am sitting across the street from this joint- tucker you would love it!

    Oy Vey Is Meir! I am in the final stretch. I have been here for 5 hour.  I have had more technical difficulties. I am just sucking it up and getting internet through the cable company and I shall battle my landlord to deduct it from my rent. Because of this I shall give a bulleted update:

    • Work on my car has just officially begun today after getting a lawyer involved, writing threatening letters and generally and calmly annoying the sh*t out of the general manager of my car dealership. I had my car for 4 days- it's been gone for three weeks.
    • My foot is slowly healing. 10 days ago I woke up and I could not walk on my left foot- the pain ebbed and flowed but for the most part progressed badly. I tried a medical clinic. I tried acupuncture.  Finally- I went to the ER and they told me I have Plantar Fasciitis. It's horrible painful and debilitating. You can only heal it by wearing inserts in your shoes and doing stretches. Its gotten a lot better but the ER doc had told me it could take 3 weeks to 2 months to heal.  I lost my sh*t and then regained composure and battled yet another snag in my west coast pilgrimage. I am on the mend. But boy was that a rough one - I think I cried my self out. Perhaps this is why I am so calm now.
    • I met my great great great cousin LES. He is absolute sugar and has been a g-d sent. It's so nice to meet new family and be taken cared of just because you're somewhat related. I am so happy to have him and his wife here. They call me every other day and feed me and look after me.
    • My uncle called me for the first time in my life- wow! My folks are away and my Uncle just wanted me to know that he was around and here for me. It was a really nice conversation. We are so different but I know that he and my dad have become really close and that he did this just for him. I also know that getting to know my dad better in his later yrs has made him actually love me-  family dudes!- it's really holding me together. My sister and I talk more than we ever have. If I don't learn anything else in this west coast pilgrimage its that with a little effort and a little tolerance- your family can be worth more than any amount of money in the world
    • I interviewed for a job that just was not feasible for me. It was doing outreach for the LA homeless coalition.  I learned such sad details about LA: 1/3 of the nation's homeless reside in LA. If you added up all of the homeless people in NYC, Chi-town and San Fran you would still not have 2/3 of the homeless people in LA. Its because of the weather and because of the fact that millions of people come to this city for unrealistic dreams. That's a sobering thought.  Where are they anyway?  All I see are new cars, sables being worn on 80 degree days and laptops over 4 dollar coffee. I think about the homeless a lot here- maybe because in some way I am a little homeless right now- spiritually at least.
    • I made a new special friend. He picked me up at a coffee bean.  Or maybe I picked him up- not sure. He took me out to lunch at my favorite French cafe in Los Feliz... Last night over a very sweet and great dinner ( thanks!) he informs me that he has read my entire blog (!!!!!!) Yikes. Not so much because of the intimate details, but more for the odd attention span my special friend must have- as i just tried to read my whole blog and I definitely could not-  my best friends don't even read my whole blog.  It's interesting though- how people can develop short hand with you vis-a-vis your blog. Special friend knew all sorts of things about me. I wondered how this altered the natural progression of a new friendship. Just the other day I heard a friend telling her best friend that she had not realized how long it had been since she had seen her; she forgot that they have not spent time together because she read her friend's blog every day.  In any case, special friend also bought me a gift based on an entry I wrote about a film.  It was all very sweet (thanks)  I reserve the right to take the fifth on all this as he is reading this right now...
    • I watched ONCE with special friend. I loved the music. I loved the actors. i loved watching the journey from an idea to a recording. Its just that the whole story was so damn cutsie! There was absolutely no drama in any way. There was a little tension and people had problems. But nothing really bad happened. Everyone was so amenable and supportive of each other. It was feel good overload. No matter- the music was absolutely fabulous!!!!!!!! Check it out and also check out the band the FRAMES- thats who made the music.
    • I found a pool! A giant, almost always empty, olympic sized outdoor pool. Its free! Its in Glendale- the burbs.  It's saving my life.
    • I did some post consulting on a film! It was fun, I liked the film maker and I made some appts to meet some companies next week because of it. I want to do more story consulting!
    • I still have not:
    1. Gone to a museum
    2. Gone to the beach
    3. Really written except for this blog-  maybe I have three pages
    4. Gone to a club
    5. Gone to the three dollar movie theater that plays new releases
    6. Spoken for longer than 5 minutes to one of my best friends (ADENDUM- that's not true: TVPERRY!)
    7. Met up with ANY Columbia Alums
    8. Gone to Vegas
    9. Gone to Pinky's on Le Brea (HOT DOGS YUMMY)

    OK I think that's enough for now. All in all its been an eventful week. Just another episode of the days of my life.... The distraction of averting crisis is slowly dissipating allowing the me to see through the fog all my my unrealized desire here. I am more than ever hungry to make it big. I can't quite stomach just getting by.  And so I think all this that has happened to me was just to prepare me to be the best producer/director/person ever. That's my theory and I am sticking to it.

    I dearly miss you BROOKLYN, TUCKER, TVP, HUM DRUM, DANROSFRIED, JULI, WENDALA  GEN, SIS, MERE BEAR, RBLOOM, Kula, Gimme coffee, East River peeps, Dumont.........!

    September 12, 2007

    This is F*cking Hilarious!!!!!!!!

    Hipster Olympics!

    May 06, 2007

    I did it!

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    Well, twelve miles short of it. I did the 5 Boro Bike Marathon today. I woke my self up at 7am - packed a camelpak, threw on some weird bike shorts that felt like a diaper under my camouflage shorts and put on my dorky helmet.

    I get a little worried riding in Manhattan but as I rode my way to the beginning of the marathon, I felt really peaceful driving through the quiet Sunday morning streets of the LES, Chinatown and then Battery Park.

    I and three fellow Shaolin Warriors (SIers) rode for 30 miles. We stopped once in Queens and then finally in DUMBO for lots of Grimaldi's Pizza and some Brooklyn Ice Cream co after- we were shameless.

    I have to say several things. First I have never done any kinda of marathon or race before and this sounded to me daunting but it was absolutely terrific. It was, in fact, a little under-challenging at times; the pace of the ride was such that at times you could be flying down the FDR -careless- basking in the sun and marveling at this phenomena, then all of the sudden much to many rider's chagrin you would have to stop, get off your bike and walk it through the congestion. I would say overall it was a mellow day, with plenty of rest stops, free fruit and water and LARABARs all over the place, dirt cheap BBQ and mostly beautiful weather, albeit a bit too cold for my taste. However, with 30,000 riders at your side you are bound to run into some bad apples.  The ride went decently fast on and off up to the crossing of the Harlem River into the Bronx. At this point there were interval traffic stops to allow for New York State traffic to pass- this is a big point of juncture into Connecticut.  Those men ( mostly) who apparently viewed this "non competitive event" as a race either with themselves or their friends (or enemies) got really cranky. One told us that our chatting with each other while riding to the pace of the crowd was like talking on the cell phone and then he yelled at us to get the F*ck out of his way. He nearly knocked over a dad and kid on a tandem bike doing so. Jennita yelled at him that this was not a race but he replied "maybe not for you" As the day got further on - we marveled at how cool it was to glide down the FDR with no cars as the sun glared from the east and the water sparkled. We were elated to trudge up and over the Queensboro bridge and then finally release into another downward glide under a "the gates" like flowing cloth rafter that made billowy wind noises as we glanced over at all the views. We excelled to a heart throbbing pace when we got to the wide open Kent Avenue and sped up knowing our pizza waited for us and that we had gotten past the hardest part of the day. But along the way, people forgot to talk to each other, simple bike etiquette like "to your left,"  " squeezing in the middle" "pardon me" "sorry for almost knocking you off your bike" People (mostly men) were in a hurry! One guy decked out in Olympian biking garb on a bike that must have weighed no more than 5lbs, that had tires the diameter of a pencil whooshed by and knocked a twelve yr old girl driving in straight line off her bike. Her confidence was shot. She was wobbling for the next couple of miles- I hated him! I sped up and told her not to fret. I got next to him and told him "only assholes knock over children - I hope you fall and break your bike." I know I know- it was harsh. But who knocks children over without a fret? This was the bad juju that was not impairing my day by any means but certainly was not improving my opinion of the human race by any stretch of the imagination.

    All in all it was great day. Unfortunately the BQE re-opened before we could get out of Grimaldi's to make the last stretch. I was really looking forward to it. I was not planning on it, but when I got on my bike this morning I knew I wanted to. I also felt like- how could I do a 5 boro trek and not reach MY boro.

    Ah well- 33 miles will have to do for now. But just so you all know- it was NOT that difficult. You can ALL do it. There were children, elderly, severely overweight, physically challenged- EVERYONE. They did it how they wanted to and as much as they wanted to and even the snooty racers did not get in their way.

    I love New York! I am super proud of myself because I knocked off one of my wishlist activities and now I am not that scared to do a half running marathon or a bike trek out to LI. Thank goodness summer is arriving.

    October 16, 2006

    CBGB- OMFUG R.I.P.

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    Last night CBGB's had its final performance. After a two year long battle with the Bowery Residential Association the club buckled- either it had to pay almost $400,000 worth of back rent or leave. I have my own suspicion that 70 yr old owner Hilly Crystal was just plain tired and decided to go to Vegas. After 5 different money raising benefits that included the remaining members of Blondie, The Ramones, Television, Patti Smith, Talking Heads and Johnny Rotten from the sex Pistols, to name a few, the club still lost its shirt.

    I am sad to see it go: I am not truly old enough to appreciate Cb's in its heyday, I am just a slight offspring who loved indie rock and found CB's to be one of the few places in the city that would let my friends and I in when I was teenager. CB's always had quite the democratic atmosphere. A mohawked aging punk could be buying a beer for a preppy teenager in a completely innocuous way- that was CB's it was safe.  My own personal favorite memory is of going to see the Breeders perform there in 1993. My friends and I somehow edge our way up to the front of the stage. I managed to just go ahead and prop myself to the left of the speaker and Kelly Deal who kept offering my Friend Jill and I cigarettes and sips of her mostly whiskey cocktail.  By the end of the show we were literally sitting on the stage and most of the crowd was singing along loudly and with love. Kim deal gave us her play list and told us to be good. Her face was so sweet and glowy compared to the harsh authoritative voice that she carried.

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    I loved CB's.  I loved that Debbie Harry had sex in the bathroom with her guitarist and was caught often by Joey Ramone. I love that people often say that stalagtites grow from the ceiling. (But it really is just grime from years of cleaning neglect) I love that the graffiti and posters are so old that the building was considered landmark status.

    Along with CB's, 11 Spring Street is being sold- its another famous graffitti clad building with copious ammounts of urban myth attached to its friezes.  11 Spring street is 200 yrs old. Its facade is so famous that you can go anywhere on the globe and famous installation and graffitti artists will know it. Lou Reed performed a poem about the building on an album for the Danish Band Kashmir. You can read more about it this article.

    In place of these two buildings? Condos. It's just another example of the growing prosperity of New York city that washes all the vibrant identity and artistic quirkiness that pervades our city walls. In two decades or so New York will be just another concrete jungle whose sole existence is to house the grunting workers making commodities and in turn buying commodities from giant chain stores with flashing HD screens above them.

    If you need further proof read in this Saturday's times about the closing of Coliseum books. In a quote from Fran Leibowits she talks about how midtown use to be for New Yorkers and not a weigh station for Flyover state travelers. I agree. The story talks about 11 mom and pop bookstores that use to host independant books and personalities. They were places for out of work poets to crash and kibbitz. Now in their places: 8th street went from being a harbinger of future literatti to the best street in Manhatten to buy cheap trendy shoes.  There was actually a place called bookseller's row- its gone and in its place- high brow boutiques where no one but visiting princesses and actresses can afford the fetal placenta cream and single one note edelweiss perfume they are selling.

    I understand the need for development and change and even the dire need to clean up the streets. I know there was a time you could not walk on 42 street without fearing for your wallet and your life but there has to be point where the changes are not always in the direction of giant commercialism.  Pretty soon pilgram territory will vanish forever and there will be nothing left but Barnes and Nobles, Starbucks, H&M and clubs like Tonic and Pianos. Everything will be clean and even the most perfectly manicured and impervious to outward human flaws person will start to itch wondering how they landed in this sterile environment that use to house romantic bathrooms like this:

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    I don't mean to wax so nostalgiac for its rather useless to moan about the authenticity granduer of the old days...but...between the chains, the guidos and the condos....we might as well move to LA

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    September 07, 2006

    A post modern revamp to a post 911 skyline

    I woke up this morning desperate to go have a cup of cheap coffee and read the New York Times.  I wanted to relish in the fact that I was not at work while everyone else was locked inside on this beautiful day. I start work on Monday, 911- a fact that elicits a small chuckle from within as it will indeed be a day of infamy to have to return from Lala land back to reality. However, in all seriousness, the acrid tang of 911 has essentially died down for me and has become, as it is for most NYers, a bit of a peristant unscratchable itch. It's over, and as a city who has suffered the consequences of it's federal government's political gaffs, it would be much more dignified and efficiant if the rest of the country would pay it's respects to the dead by voting for better legislators and commanders in chiefs, instead of making cheesy Nick Cage movies and holding ceremonies. So, on September 11th I mourn more for the loss of a system that is checked and balanced and for a statesmen with the class and diplomacy to represent us to the rest of the world. I mourn for a time that may have never existed where rationality and plurality was our defense against insipid evil. I mourn for my own ignorance. My ignorance  of my ignorance! I did not know before how large a gap in knowledge  I have as to the true nature of what the United States does in the rest of the world- both good and bad. Instead I, like so many others must be patronized in my travels by other people from other countries with their rudimentary explanations and descriptions of histories and theories that they can only assume that we Americans do not know.  I must read foreign book reviews on Darwin's biography that discuss the ignomeny of Darwin in the American perspective because of the creationism debate. I must be called a Bushionian American pig by European punk rockers. (Don't worry we gave them theirs!) For we are not living in a Post Modern America here. We live in dangerous times. It is a reactionary world that politically can be as damaging as any other witch hunt or inquistion to souls of its people. But when I return to my country with her bad rep and her constant partison squables I still feel proud. I am just lucky that I come from New York. So it is with this large intro that I present to you a glistening Jetsonian picture of a post 911 New York:

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    At first sight of these ivory "Freedom" Towers I thought immediately of the clean spots on hardwood floors under pieces of furniture safe from the years of dilapidating dirt. Those spots are always a signifier of how dirty and worn the rest of the floor is- they are in fact eyesores.  These laconic phalluses are taller than any building ever built in New York and they are the the brainchilds of three separate architects from London, New York and Tokyo.

    Now I don't mean to sound like some Flag waving Randian objectivist who needs to harsh on whatever plan is erected simply because I am frustrated with the "man" but...this site is a graveyard for a certain element of humanity, architecture and most importantly New York history; therefore in lieu of this, shouldn't the structures reflect in their form, color and philosophy the nature of the people and structures that they are in effect epitaphing? These Freedom towers are a rebirth, but aren't they also a giant memorial- a living memorial. Ivory is the color of heaven, of cleanliness, of Purity- and I mean this in the most endearing way possible- that ain't NY! Also building a large conical column pointing up to the sky does indeed look to me like a grand spirit highway to the sky.

    Secondly, why was it not a sure thing that all of the architects be New Yorkers? Especially ones working down in Tribeca. Isn't it time NYC really got back to some Grass roots? Isn't it time we take care of our own? After all Ohio and Pensyltucky are not really helping! Tokyo and London????????  I know I know- New York is an international city whose people reflect a global nationality not any one perspective. Well if this is true, than why are the buildings all designed in this clean fluid upward sweeping motion that lack any kind of diversity or flavor?

    Here is a better description of the plans:

    The designs presented this morning by the developer, Larry A. Silverstein, together offered the most comprehensive picture to date of what the finished complex might — just might — look like six years from now.

    Lord Foster’s Tower 2, with a rooftop of four enormous diamonds steeply inclined toward the memorial below, would be as high as the Empire State Building. Tower 3 by Lord Rogers, framed boldly by an exoskeletal framework of diagonal beams, would reach a pinnacle of 1,255 feet at its corner antennas. Even the smallest and subtlest building among them, Mr. Maki’s Tower 4, would be taller than the Citigroup Center in midtown.

    If these buildings form any kind of ensemble with the Freedom Tower — Tower 1, by Skidmore, Owings & Merrill of New York — , it would probably be a jazz quartet.

    Apart from Tower 2, they are also a far cry from the quartz-like forms originally envisioned by Daniel Libeskind, the official master planner of the trade center site. Though they follow Mr. Libeskind’s dictum that the office towers step down in height progressively from the Freedom Tower, the intended spiraling effect may be lost on the casual viewer because the buildings do not appear at first glance to be parts of a unified whole. Instead, it may look like an instance of urban randomness.

    Well Unified randomness- I'll give them that.

    My philosophy, in essence, is the concept of man as a heroic being, with his own happiness as the moral purpose of his life, with productive achievement as his noblest activity, and reason as his only absolute.
    — Ayn Rand, Appendix to Atlas Shrugged

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    Well either way, we shall make it our own and scruff it up in no time. But I dream of  those old marble and stone giants that dwell all over Manhattan and Brooklyn. They are Gothic emblems of a grander New York with their gargoyled trellises and  mythological Friezes on every story. They pay homage to the great European masters of the 18th century.  Those buildings evoke the tough long toothed striking beauty that is my city- not this pansy ass ivory column bullshit- if you'll pardon my French.

     

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